Twenty Two

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

mentalalchemy:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

it’s missing the last step tho

grrr🐯 #recyclingselfies
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

urpz:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

"Not taking any of your shit today water! You may makeup 71% of the planet but I drink you motherfucker!"
awwww-cute:

My mommy and me